But I must update with this bit of news: I have TANGEE LIPSTICK. Tangee lipstick was invented in the 1950s and claims to look different on every woman. So Rachel and I ordered it from the Vermont Country Store, who are fine purveyors of all kinds of oddities, from soap to maple syrup to typewriters to boar bristle shaving cream brushes.
It is orange in the tube. It goes on clearish and then the magic happens... At first it was sort of orangey-pink on me, then very pink. It would not go away! It faded a bit over the course of the day, but by the end of my final class, it still looked like I had sucked on a pink magic marker!
Also: Discworld Cake!